The small-town restaurant owner stirred controversy last week, when a News Channel 4 special revealed him to be the most cartoonish bigot since Clayton Bigsby. “I really don’t want gays around,” he told a reporter, adding that she shouldn’t be offended if he called her a “chink.” James also dislikes people on welfare, and refuses to serve blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Democrats, or people with disabilities at his restaurant, Gary’s Chicaros.
“I’ve been in the restaurant business 44 years,” James says. “I think I can spot a freak or a f*ggot.” He also sells souvenir t-shirts covered in racial slurs and threats, in case you wish to commemorate your horrific dining experience.
Unfortunately for Gary, there’s this thing called Yelp. Since the above interview aired, people have been using the review site to advertise Gary’s Chicaros as the hottest, most “fabu!” gay club in the area.